David Beckham. Ryan Reynolds. John Legend. Hugh Jackman. Zac Efron.
You should be able to determine the outlier here, but just in case, here are pictures…
I mean, you can definitely figure it out now, right? Jebus Webus…I guess I’ll just let the cat out of the bag—
Yeah, John Legend is the 2019 Sexiest Man Alive, as determined (somehow) by People Magazine.
Listen, I have no issues with JL. Seems like a decent dude, he’s immensely talented, and he’s not a bad looking dude either. With that being said, I feel like he’s missing out on some of the traditional prerequisites for Sexiest Man Alive, most notably, muscles.
I mean, let’s compare him to some other recent winners of the award…
These guys all seem to, at the very least, be pretty ripped, if not jacked. John Legend will be given many compliments throughout his years, however “jacked” is a big longshot.
SIDENOTE-I just googled waaaaaay too many pictures of shirtless dudes. I’m a fairly secure guy, but with the level of data collection happening these days, I might have to double up on the porn searches to even this out…