Just over a month ago, it became official—Tom Brady left New England after 20 seasons, and became TB12 became QB1 in Tampa Bay, for the Buccaneers.
In that time, he has helped raise the profile of of the team and the city, bringing them up to his championship-level expectations, including bringing in one of the greatest tight ends in NFL history, his buddy–and WWE 24/7 Champion–Rob Gronkowski.
While Brady has worked to bring his new team up, he is also embracing his new home…by being ALL of the stereotypes.
First, earlier this week, Brady was seen violating Florida’s stay-at-home order, as he was attempting to work out in a closed, public park. As if this wasn’t bad enough, Tommy B also has recently had a slight issue with breaking and entering. He was trying to meet up with offensive coordinator Byron Leftwich, but apparently TB12 went to the house next door and just went right in…which was slightly surprising to that homeowner, who was just chillin on the couch
(ESPN) “I’m sitting here, and I see this big shadow come up to my front door … and I hear my doorknob turning … and I’m like, What the hell? Like, who’s coming in my house?” homeowner David Kramer told the website. “I literally was just sitting here, and I watch this tall guy walk in my house.”
Kramer had left his front door unlocked because he’s selling his home and had multiple people over to see his property, he said. But he wasn’t expecting company at this point.
Brady was carrying duffel bags, and he dropped them on the floor as he looked up at Kramer.
“And he goes, ‘How’s it going, man?'” Kramer said. “And sarcastically I’m like, ‘I don’t know. You tell me, dude.’ Like, who are you? And then he looked at me with the most confused face. I’ll never forget it for the rest of my life.
OK, well, I suppose it’s not TECHNICALLY B&E, considering the home he entered was unlocked, but, I mean, he did straight up walk into a home where he doesn’t know anyone, soooo, you’re definitely not supposed to do that.
It’s kind of impressive, how quickly Brady went full Florida Man. Again, he’s violating government orders, as well as becoming delusional and forgetting where he’s supposed to go…and it’s only been a month. Honestly, at this point, he’ll be smoking meth and eating people’s faces by training camp, and be full-on James Franco in Spring Breakers by the bye week…