Good Morning Jamokes, it’s Thursday July 18, 2019!
As it is every July 18th, today is National Sour Candy Day!
If you’re in the mood for something sweet and sugary, yet lip-puckering, this is the day for you! Sour candy comes in a wide variety of sizes and flavors, and has something for almost everyone. No matter what you try, expect that flavor to hang with you for a bit.
Personally, I’m not much of a candy guy, nor am I a sour guy. One might think that these would cancel out, and I would enjoy sour candy, but that person would be a fucking moron. Hey Steve, keep your math to yourself, and let me live my life, OK?
Hey kids, sample some sour candy, and I’ll see you tomorrow, when it’s time to celebrate…