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Georgia Football Commit Definitely Is 18 – The Delightful Laugh

Georgia Football Commit Definitely Is 18

As we’re into high school football all star game season, we’re also in high school football commitment season. We’ve had some interesting ones over the years, but last night was something completely new for me…

Yes, this high school student used his DAUGHTER to announce his college commitment to Georgia.

I’ll admit, I’ve been burned enough by athletes and their ages over the years (i.e. El Duque and Danny Almonte) that I’ve grown skeptical. I have trust issues…sue me. With that being said, I haven’t been this sure of a high school athlete being in his 30’s since Greg Oden

greg oden hs

I mean, Darnell, you can’t just be out here being 6’7″ and 240 lbs, and expect me to think you’re 18. Dude, you don’t even have your man body yet, and you still look like this?

darnell flexing

I don’t know man. I know the boomers are out here blaming the hormones in the milk, or  vaccines, or some shit like that, but I guess this is the new norm. Can’t wait to see the SEC football building renovations that will need to be done from now on to include day-cares. Let’s be honest, there’s zero chance that Nick Saban is gonna lose out on a recruit just because he needs to find someone to watch a baby, especially when the 5 star looks like this

darnell scowl